Elsie

Me+Gumpster+JoeShow+Doopz playing musical chairs. How much insurance do Epic and KCC have?

Thanks very much ... kids want to know what to get me for Fathers Day

Would it be possible to ask: A. Where they source the rhubarb cider B. How much a box costs? The gap between LAN is too long! Thanks!

No one ever verifies my age. Except Saga. Who are now sending me junk mail about over 50's holidays.

Son: Dad, my PC is acting weird. Me: Why, what’s up? [Thinking OMG what has he been infected with] Son: When I click Start or open some windows it’s like the cursor down key or scroll wheel is continually being pressed/spun down. Me: Huh? Show me Sure enough, when clicking on Start the menu appeared but it was as if the someone was madly clicking the down arrow key. I’d click on something but the highlight was just kept speeding down. Pressed Up arrow or scroll up but no, it continued to keep going down. Unplugged the keyboard – still doing it. Unplugged the mouse – still doing it. Checked the mouse and keyboard settings in control panel – No changes. Maybe the Logitech Gaming software was having a problem? Uninstalled that, rebooted – no change. Ran a full virus check – nothing found. What the … Looked down at the floor and saw his wired X-Box controller … poking out from underneath his sports bag … pulled out the controller which had the pressing the left thumb stick down, causing the issue on the PC. D’oh!

Where is @gunmens when you need him for the innuendo jokes?

Why do I have this vision of Jess having control over a huge, cartoon-esque lever to that can be moved from standard to ludicrous speed internet?!

That's been played at a few Epics in the past - and was fun! Another good shout for a game to play at #24!

I've got Wreckfest - not played it but would like to give this a go at LAN!

Maybe someone at LAN can teach me how to play Pub bloody G. I get rifles and shotgun shells or 9mm bullets and a shotgun. I've never actually fired a shot in the game!

Please can you ask the catering team to leave some cutlery with the bar for the after hours bar snacks? Those nachos when hammered are great...but you need cutlery!

When you're playing you'll probably have a headset on and (unless you're next to a speaker), the music isn't that loud; you're still able to hold conversations with friends in there. I've had plenty and my hearing, from years of Motorhead, is f**ked! IMHO, it doesn't make financial sense to hire, table, cable and staff a room that is not going to fully utilized, esp if there is space elsewhere that can be used. However, this is just my personal opinion.

I think (might be wrong), it was discussed on the Epic Facebook pages, they were waiting to see if numbers picked up. There is room in Lakeside, which is the main casual room.

Can we have an epic.WallOfDeath please?

Thanks chaps!