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  1. Good Security were on point, just the right level of presence and confrontation. I felt pretty safe knowing they were there to check my Asda bag for hidden terrorists when i was heading for a shower at 5am. Lots of people wearing crocs. And costumes in general. Enough power draw to supply 3 fridges, a 7 foot robot butler and fry dukey's pc again with no issues at all. Pub quiz was great bantz, thanks for that little expansion to 10 people per team as it made us fit our group around one table (nearly), goddamn Mr Meeseeks. Fun tournaments were great and run really well. Nice to see the exhibitors in full force, gave us something to play with and i'm certain the entirety of 404's posture has improved after we all ended up buying new chairs. Bad Internet speeds were middling to poor Wifi went down on me more times than an aspiring actress does on harvey weinstein Shower-toilets needed some love. 2 day old vomit has a positive feedback loop on inducing further vomiting. Doombar, yuck. Can't centurion that smegma laden concoction. Ugly Catering staff dropped the ball. What were they thinking bringing Walcott on that early? Bar staff... Running out of beers is one thing but taking 10 minutes or so to sort people's orders out and give them the correct change is maddening. CS-GO castrati needed to STFU, how he reached those high notes without the application of nipple clamps i will never know.
  2. Fans.

    I didnt question if you wanted me to die, just the location of it. No objections to my fan? Motion passes.
  3. Fans.

    So.... fans, obviously not the groupie kind because nobody here is famous, attractive or could hold a conversation without bringing religion or politics into it. USB fans are notoriously shite and tend to do very little for the man and GPU on brink of heatstroke. Seeing as I cant just smother myself in coolermaster thermal paste®, i'm going to have to weather (haha) this heat out with a 3 foot oscillating fan, it blows about as strong as an asthmatic 70 year old escort so no need to worry about things falling over. This is cool with the gang, right? You wouldnt want me to die on the premises, right?
  4. 404 games retro drink olympics 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Last time this was attempted a community member was hospitalized. Dont be that guy.
  5. The grand, terrible and the Gumpster

    The Good Speaker system playing drivel at 0 DB Toilets servicable and the friendly banging sounds above the men's loos were back. New food menus and no diarrhoea Obtaining the back row Pub quiz was all in good spirit this time Staff always approachable. The Bad Speaker system playing drivel at 120 DB and not christmas songs Paninis were expensive and poorly prepared Air conditioning was laughable. 60 people downstairs sweating when its 10 degree celsius outside with some cpus hitting 80 degrees and blue screening. The things I am legitimately salty about - The "pro" Asshats in TQA and The Unit, who enter a fun tournament and dont actually play for 6 hours forcing half the teams to drop out. What a waste of time. Congrats on ruining it for everyone else you self centered jerkoffs. - The person who decided to zip tie shut a fire exit. A FIRE EXIT. The thing we escape through in case of a fire. That was shut by zip ties. So in a fire nobody could escape through it. And we were then herded through the front lobby when the alarm actually went off, a full long 200m walk through where the fire would probably be. - Security were actively causing problems for us with certain staff targetting people and the conference centre staff kept a knowingly damaged lift operational and blamed those who get trapped inside for this.
  6. Music In Fairisle

    With that autistic level of attention to detail, I would have assumed you could have recognised and fixed the problem sooner.
  7. Music In Fairisle

    Where is the christmas spirit? 404 have requested over 100 christmas jingles, showtunes and a smattering of gary glitter classics to get us into the mood and yet they're not being played. WHY.