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So right now i'm winning!

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You are looking at the winner right here!

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I win

I "May" have locked the thread, but apparently thats not part of the game!

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Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

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Jewelry?! Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative- ohh, it's a tiara!

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No, no, let's assume that they can... Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second... Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel... Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

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My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!

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Stop it both of you! All this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents!

*Imitating his Mom* Dammit George! I told you if you didn't quit drinking I would leave you!

*Imitating his Dad* Well, I guess that makes you a liar, because I'm drunk as hell and you are still here!

*Imitating his Mom* Stop yelling, you're making Sheldon cry!

*Imitating his Dad* I'll tell you what is making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him SHELDON!

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*Wolowitz checks his Caller ID*.

Wolowitz: Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight. (answers) Hey, baby...

Penny: His right hand is calling him?

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If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow. One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck. It was both tragic and hysterical.

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